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Essentially the plot of Sausage Party.
Here’s an actually funny joke on the topic from Mitch Hedberg:
- I’m not a vegetarian because I like animals. I just really hate plants.
Well I thought it was funny :(
It is funny. It’s the vegans who are sad fucks unable to take a joke.
It might have been funny 10,000 years ago when it was first told. Now it’s just something your fox news watching uncle says to your hippy cousin every Thanksgiving with a smug grin on his face.
Vegans were around 10,000 years ago? Oh, you mean cows and sheep.
Butchering animals isn’t cruel. We avoid them suffering as much as possible when doing so.

