I think this is the first time I noticed the user/comic website name.

I wish my fists were made of custard now…

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

If you’re in the same neighborhood as a girl it’s a date, if you’re in the same house as a girl you’re married, if you’re in the same bed as a girl you’re in hell

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