YOU BE WHAT???

Shit, that age was a while ago for me. Now I’m at the age where playing russian roulette feels like everyone would prefer 6 bullets in the chambers.
I’m not suicidal. Five would be fine.
Give it time
Only if it’s the 800mg.
Fun fact: Did you know that the dose of 400mg is the ceiling if your goal is to lower pain and higher doses only affect other effects (e.g. being anti-inflammatory) of ibuprofen (and it’s unwanted side effects, too)?
You be what?
From Urban Dictionary:
To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.
There’s a recent internet joke about changing the word “gooning” to “profin” because saying “Ibuprofen” would sound like “I be profin’”



