they get the zoomies whenever mercury is in retrograde

“Someone may inconvenience you, today. Give yourself permission to knock things off of their desk.”

Catstrology obviously.

Would work on me too tbh

Everything is sized perfectly for this fucking cat. The chair. The book. The paper and pencil. The table.

Even the speech bubble… wait actually that’s irrelevant.

But anyway, the cat is sitting up like a human.

What’s going on here? Did the world end and cats took over? Are cats reusing our astrological symbols? ♎ for humans is for Libra. Do cats have their own different constellations?

No, there is a much simpler explanation. That’s not a cat. It is just a furry who likes napping. You’re welcome.