I really don’t think the Mooninites will see it coming, so war should be over in a week or two. I’m willing to back a nuclear bombardment of the Moon, if it will ensure that I can still watch football this weekend.
Thinking about it, America can win a war on the Moon:
Specifically, America can win a war against the Moon by default when no Mooninites turn up to fight against them.
Then again, under the current leadership the American military would still have casualties in a war against the Moon were no Mooninites show up to fight them, purelly because of their own incompetence: I mean, if they can’t even keep a ship properly supplied a few thousands of kilometers away from America in an environment which isn’t even inherently that dangerous, they’ll probably do much worse when the soldiers are 385,000 km away from America in a highly hostile environment.
I really don’t think the Mooninites will see it coming, so war should be over in a week or two. I’m willing to back a nuclear bombardment of the Moon, if it will ensure that I can still watch football this weekend.
Thinking about it, America can win a war on the Moon:
Specifically, America can win a war against the Moon by default when no Mooninites turn up to fight against them.
Then again, under the current leadership the American military would still have casualties in a war against the Moon were no Mooninites show up to fight them, purelly because of their own incompetence: I mean, if they can’t even keep a ship properly supplied a few thousands of kilometers away from America in an environment which isn’t even inherently that dangerous, they’ll probably do much worse when the soldiers are 385,000 km away from America in a highly hostile environment.
Trump will win the war on the moon on day one. The moon will wish it hadn’t started shit.