• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”

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      All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.

      What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!

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        Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.

        i’m really not sure about this translation