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minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoIt was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoDean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey– Jeff: Nope. Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me. Jeff: That did not happen. Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me– Jeff: Nope again. Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me– Jeff: No one was inside of anyone. Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me. Jeff: Shut up. Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
It was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.
Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–
Jeff: Nope.
Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.
Jeff: That did not happen.
Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: Nope again.
Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.
Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.
Jeff: Shut up.
Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.