• quarkquasar@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    Considering the inconsequential nature of small talk, “Well, water isn’t boiling, but it isn’t freezing either” should be an acceptable answer to “how’s the weather where you are?”.

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        25 days ago

        Brain too small to do any talks, really. We’re all fortunate their auto-replier posts anything on their behalf.

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            24 days ago

            Go ahead and try. You don’t dare. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. The talk can only get so small. My auto-skimmer won’t allow it. It’s against my religion. A fortune cookie I got advised against it. The letter ‘j’ is broken on your keyboard. The SpaceTime continuum is broken so ‘next time’ was actually ‘last time.’ The use of /j has fallen out of popular discourse. It doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s time for your nap.