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Of the two, right is worse. The real killer though is when you take a long shit and it slaps your balls as it falls over.
Only happens in their de weird ass American toilets that have a giant lake below you.
To fix this, place some toilet paper in the water below you, it’ll lessen the backsplash
Red/left/bloods side is worse. My asshole is already dirty when I’m pooping, so toilet water on my ass is what it is. But my dick? My dick is clean—I don’t want my pickle rubbing up on some shit stained toilet bowl, no thank you. I’ll take the kiss.
