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minus-squareCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoJust go ahead and give us access to your medical records to confirm. We promise to use this information in a completely normal way, and will certainly not abuse it at all. We can be trusted with your data. Ẃ̶̻e̶͕͗ ̴̭̊m̸̙͠ū̵ͅs̷̬̓t̴̹͛ ̸̑ͅc̶̗͗ō̷̯n̶̺̔s̵̲̈u̵̪̿ḿ̸̮ȇ̸͔
Just go ahead and give us access to your medical records to confirm. We promise to use this information in a completely normal way, and will certainly not abuse it at all. We can be trusted with your data.
Ẃ̶̻e̶͕͗ ̴̭̊m̸̙͠ū̵ͅs̷̬̓t̴̹͛ ̸̑ͅc̶̗͗ō̷̯n̶̺̔s̵̲̈u̵̪̿ḿ̸̮ȇ̸͔
Unironically this.