• Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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    3 days ago

    You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.

    I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.

    Now that I’m in my 40s, I’ve been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said “aww look at the puppy” and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

    All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

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        3 days ago

        Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

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      3 days ago

      Giving you an upvote because I’m genuinely curious what kind of people you’re surrounded by if they’ve convinced you all that is “gay”. 😭