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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

Hello 911, it's me again

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    12 days ago

    The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.

    • chocrates@piefed.world
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      It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it

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        Documentary. 😄
        Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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          Andy Dufresne let that bottle crawl through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.

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      Well its not a pickle jar

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      You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.

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        Now this is power bottoming

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          Dudes always bragging about their snappers. Smdh

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        but then all my jelly beans will fall out

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