But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
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Yeah… so she had sex with herself
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
2·13 days agoYou could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
wador@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How old is the "world's oldest profession"?
30·13 days agoSome people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why can't you post a real shitpost on shitpost@lemmy?
2·13 days agoI just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet
wador@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?
10·13 days agoBrand new sentence right there
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
Avocado without an I.
wador@lemmy.zipto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What fictional president would have been a good president?
2·16 days agoVasyl Petrovych Holoborodko?
Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?



When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?