Excellent.

500-600Myrs ahead (all while everything gets hotter and hotter, outpacing species ability to deal with it), photosynthesis as we know it will stop working.

Bullshit.

Our “technology,” culture, practice and morality keeps proving that the rich are obsessed with their wealth, power and privilege, and don’t give a flying fluff about future needs nor adaptation.

Your presumption is that age-old one that naively assumes that new tech = betterment of reality for the human condition. But it rarely actually works that way outside of stuff like vaccines.

No it won’t.

In 500-600Myrs, life under known parameters will be completely impossible.

There you go. 🙂

Beautiful.

You know …

That’s pretty cool, almost like inviting the reader to create a little headcanon. Which you did.

I guess in my quest to share fairly pointed humor on the FV, I’ve lost touch with a certain “Jenny says quack” kind of viewpoint. :S

(Je ne sais quoi, haha)

Fo sho.

“Impatient these two-leggers be, hroom-hroom.”

Oh wow… takes me back!

Hah! That’s cool, and reminds me of a David Bowie / Jim Henson film called “Labyrinth,” which I suppose would be kind of an oldie for today’s audience.

EDIT: Image samples

I’m always kind of amazed (and a bit nervous) when I see a comic that seems either inscrutable or a straight “nothing-burger,” and yet lots of people have upvoted it, seemingly out of enjoyment.

I get the ‘tree = slow’ idea, but is the other idea here that the cook is… a total stoner? Is that it? I also vaguely see a Rastafarian hair-style, if that plays in to it…

I think it works when you consider two things-- 1) that this is a ‘throwaway side-project’ for Bolling, whose juggernaut of course is Tom the Dancing Bug, and 2) that like Heathcliff and various others, it’s an intentional subversion of the ‘classic comics format,’ and regularly experiments with ways in which to unfold panels & mine humor.

Haha, true, Drumpf is only a 2nd-gen immigrant… not so German anymore.

Bonus points for learning about “potato noises!”

The American / German ones are the ones that reproduce very fast and can take over very quickly.

Especially the ones with botched, blond hair transplants that keep getting elected by an army of doofuses.

Wow, that site’s been up for almost 20yrs, now. It’s pretty fun, and helped me do a little bit of language-learning over the years, but is nowhere comprehensive for such a thing. Still, it’s casual fun, and seems to be legit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freerice

Wow, how does that work?

I thought for sure a PF acct was necessary!

You’re actually using it as a Lemmy user posting to Lemmy communities? oO

PieFed absolutely has a post scheduler, which I use all the time.

By the same token, OP’s posted ~1100x across 11mos on their Lemmy acct, so it seems quite possible they’re using some kind of Lemmy scheduler. Since you say it’s not in Lemmy proper yet, I’m guessing they might be using one of these:

https://github.com/RikudouSage/LemmySchedule
https://github.com/stevenvergenz/lemmy-scheduled-post-bot