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Turnabout is fair play

I’m listening……

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There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!

I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

A man with a running chainsaw is like a bored soldier with nothing to shoot

I was totally being silly 🤪 but it kinda sounds like something someone would try lol

I think deaf people should be allowed a “hearing ear dog” that can listen for traffic etc for you. And you can bring it anywhere.

Nowhere is safe from kitty!!