I’d wanna be an orca, so that even in my second life I can eat the rich
More seriously, orcas can travel a lot and see wildly different parts of the world than I can hope to as a human. Seems like a good animal to be, since it’s intelligent, doesn’t have many predators, and is cute af
I think this is my favourite April fools post so far
I’m amazed you’re in this thread with that username and somehow you’re not the one talking about using cantaloupes and carrots as a bong lmao
For the other 18 people who upvoted this, you might also like Cupcakke the rapper
If 90% of games being brand new was the standard, we would need a horrifying amount of games every year and by now there’d prob be more games required than humans to make them
If you enjoy more NSFW shitposting and have content to share, you could join/start a shitposts community on fedinsfw.app and maybe crosspost some of the tamer ones back to raise awareness.
One of the great things about the fediverse is that it’s not centralized like reddit, nobody can ban you from the whole thing; even if your own instance bans you, you can move to a new instance.
In case you’re not terminally online enough to be aware of the Lemmy DiscourseTM, one user has been persistently using the thorn in otherwise ordinary (or even high quality) comments and it’s made a lot of people very unhappy. This has been enough of a thing that piefed had an instance-optional filter to convert þ->th for a while, though it’s been removed since then.
I think most of the negative reaction to your post is people upset about the thorn specifically rather than your post/comment
For me that was more laughing uncontrollably than horror, dude sets up the intro so well and has that weird old timey vibe spot on so it’s so unexpected
ig the idea is that California has 40m people, but none of them are both 18 and women? Idk why violet’s demographic is relevant at all, let alone important enough to think she’s lying about 😂
Psst: I think you can update posts on lemmy :)
I’m finding it really funny how this same meme is doing great on microblog memes but a lot of people aren’t liking it here for some reason, wouldn’t have thought the audiences were that different
I think the numbers are a little off for this to be tempting, if I’m getting $1,000,000 then a K is a rounding error and I see no reason to make the mil any less likely for it. Like if I wanted that extra grand throwing 10% of the mil into a short GIC would be how I’d get it personally, for a risk free $1,001,000
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I miss her
This is way too good to be hidden away
Including breathe
Complaining is politics, mods take this down