“Stop that, you could get hurt!”

“Ugh, just be on my side for once!”

That’s nothing, in Scandinavia it’s “there is fire in things”.

They could at least have put some makeup on him.

In my shower the water suddenly turns cold for like 10 seconds at a time. Feels like hours when you’re used to the warm water.

I’m guessing it’s a joke about the Halloween candy tradition they have in the US.

Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.