Places that traditionally provided their own in-house delivery are mostly switching to 3rd party services. It’s cheaper for them. Pretty soon that’ll be the only delivery option anywhere.

Took a 16 hour (each way) road trip with 3 buddies across a bunch northern states during March back in the early 80s in a ragtop Jeep Cherokee. Snow, rain, cold. 2/10. Would not recommend.

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It’s only 2% milk, the other 98% is chemicals

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There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.

Jerry Garcia

David Bowie

This was literally me on Saturday.

If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?

The logic works both ways.

But you don’t understand, Trump is playing 5 Dementia chess.

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Hasa Diga Eebowai

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

Otter

You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.