☭SaltyIcetea☭

well then i must be racist cause i hate the U.S. government specifically.

jokes on you i swing between the 2 like a metronome regardless of how well things are going

aber er ist hier ja nicht zu besuch. leider wohnt fotzen fritz hier

3.14.1 and 3.14.15 will be π-thon too

imagine having to choke your gun
this post was made by uncontrolled discharge gang

and that would be before the next shot

id like some existential dread please

i hope i will recieve such letters if i ever get that old.

dann renn’ ich gegen 'ne laterne, so viel besoffener als ihr.

ich der das grade auf Arbeit liest:

ich habs direkt bei der DB geholt. war sofort aufm handy und wird problemlos monatlich abgebucht

crazy thing. humor is subjective. i found the joke quite funny due to its sudden absurdity. it is also pretty safe to assume that this was in fact a joke due to said sudden absurdity.

how i feel every day

ich verstehe nicht wofür HJ und SA stehen sollen?

i think its a sensory issue, because for example i dont mind the taste of onion, but the second i feel it in my mouth i reflexively need to throw up. this goes for a LOT of food, and the food i can eat, needs to be prepared in a few specific ways. rare steak? throw up. well done? delicious. raw carrot? throw up. boiled carrot slices? tasty. and so on and so forth

see thats the problem most of the things that i like to eat are animal products. some of them have like 1 or 2 vegan alternatives in the stores, most of them, like kebab dont (within 30 minutes of my home)

like i understand the reasoning, i just never could with the limited alternatives present.

especially when there are a total of 3 vegetables i can eat without needing to throw up

i probably couldnt live Vegan, or even vegetarian. like i eat meat with almost every meal.

macht sich schlecht als Handwerker

priorities

why do only the bad predictions get fulfilled