Mr Fish

I assume it would be the opposite. Use full slices so you can get them out of the oil with a sieve.

Pet hair, glitter, and nerf darts. You will never finish getting rid of them

“Melee” as in it probably has a shorter effective range than an average spear

Well with those ones you have to bend it over and fill the holes

Well my fiance is a nurse, so I imagine this is going to happen to me at some point

Krankenwagen = sick car = ambulance

Krankenhaus = sick house = hospital

German (as well as most of the germanic family) does word construction really well.

What’s Marcus Crassus in this metaphor?

English teacher: “wow, look at the incredible symbolism in the camera work”

Creator: “uhhhh… this is a documentary, and that was a video that some bloke took with his phone”

Smart tvs aren’t as bad of a concept as smart fridges. A smart TV is better at being a TV than it otherwise would be, purely because it is smart. A fridge doesn’t have that. There is no way that a fridge can be better at being a fridge by being smart.

Wow. Maybe the left/right wing dichotomy is a massive oversimplification compared to the much more nuanced reality. What a surprise.