You kinda need to touch grass, not everything in life is about class warfare.

Why on earth would an org the size of X be using Cloudflare?

What happened this time that I’m learning about here?

In the original, it was a fur slipper, and the prince went around the nation kneeling down in front of women to check if the fur slipper fit.

Yes, the “fur slipper” was slang for exactly what you think.

Nearly two years seems like a lot, but he did post addresses etc.

This is the common wisdom nearly everywhere I’ve worked, and doing overtime at all only happens when absolutely necessary.

The only people doing anything close to that were on call.

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

Or, I could have a functioning phone, and just dial a number.

Pretty much, you’ve turned your phone into a tablet with mobile data.

I don’t think you’d be able to legally call something like that a “phone”.

And what, WhatsApp your mechanic’s landline? Or whatever government department you need to call?

That’s just not how most people use words. To “call someone” usually means to actually speak to them. Leaving a voicemail doesn’t count.

No matter how you spin it, a “phone” that doesn’t have the ability to make a traditional phone call is a joke.

Out of credit doesn’t explain why they can’t call you. Imagine trying to explain this to someone like my mum without them coming to the conclusion you’ve broken your phone.

Can you imagine explaining to a normie that you can’t make phone calls on your phone because you’re running an operating system they’ve never heard of?

They’d think you’re the dumbest person they’ve ever met.

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/colour_n1?tl=true

It’s colour. It’s not called the American language, is it?

That’s just the colour a lot of primers are, it’s the same reason most ship’s hulls are red.

The red is actually primer, the first layer of paint, in case anyone was wondering the actual explanation.