FDA, but yeah.

PUT. SOMETHING. IN THE FUCKING CUPS.

Beans, orbies, just make special weighted cups for sets. No actor in the history of acting has picked up an empty paper coffee cup and gestured with it as if it had something in it.

And while we’re at it… in this the year two thousand and twenty five, how do we still not have prop ice that floats?

The person that is the guy that is this guy here… that person does not use pronouns.

😭😭😭

This is totally something my friends and I would have done. Like, someone stumbled over the word once and now that’s how we all say it and think it’s incredibly funny every time.

Yeah… but also, I kinda want one.

Same.

There’s an 80s movie called Babes in Toyland (Keanu Reeves best film, IMO) where the people of Toyland saved so much daylight one year that they never had to have nighttime again (until the villain tried to plunge them into eternal night time).

I file them under “constipated rock,” because that voice sounds like he’s laboring on the toilet as he “sings.”

In college we had a drinking game where we drank every time she made claw hands and said “RICH and CREEEAMY”

Ya got plastered quick.

The Italian version linked above is a dessert/ sweet breakfast treat:

(Translated to English by Google)

Ingredients: Strawberry Pasta

200g farfalle (pasta)

125g strawberries

100g goat cheese

2 tablespoons milk

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1/2 lemon zest

2 tablespoons cooking cream (preferably UHT)

2 sprigs of mint

[add seven cups of high fructose corn syrup if serving to Americans]

I take down the dusty old ones that aren’t useful anymore. Especially if they are all full of bug remains. I call those the “pizzas boxes” and gently criticize my ceiling spiders for not minding their messes as I tidy up and make space for fresh, clean, sticky webs.

The book of Acts is not generally considered apocryphal.

I recall (but am not up to finding at this hour) one spot in the OT where someone is talking about God feeding mankind with the milk from his breast. And I think he “birthed” ice and snow in the book of Job?

But in this case, the Holy Spirit is the one that “came on Mary.”

God the father and God the son are masculine, but God the spirit is without gender.

Also, Jesus had brothers in the story, and they don’t seem to be supernatural beings, so I think it was consummated eventually.

To be fair, we were also mad at Target for capitalizing on pride month with shitty rainbow washed baubles of capitalism made by children in developing countries in appalling conditions for appalling wages.

With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?

It’s the powerhouse of the cell!

There is no ink involved, the spores make the print.

https://doubleblindmag.com/mushrooms/how-to-grow-mushrooms/how-to-make-a-spore-print/