Wouldn’t this be a π²-thon?

Block. According to the GDPR consent has to be explicit, so never pressing “Accept” is surprisingly a valid tactic.

Enforcement, however, is a different story.

does that mean that raisin bread is an entire Jesus?

If a human only has flesh and blood, sure. Where’s the long hair?

but this clickbait is even more so.

A device randomly overheating is a great thing. Totally not a fire hazard.

Calling such unsafe and stupid things as what they are (stupid) is clearly and idiotic thing to do.

Depends on how far removed the cousin is. Literally.