Well no treats for that fucker then!
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The evidence before the court is incontrovertible
There’s no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Since my friend you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall
You’re damn straight I’m gonna give that sumbitch a bone! Whole dang bag matter of fact!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now?
1·1 day agoThese people are still living in their nice little worlds when the apocalypse comes with their nest eggs of food thinking about how they’re gonna help their neighbors. Your whole world has been upended and you’re playing Mr Rodger’s neighborhood. Yea right!
Come on now
I hear your feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again…
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If a person were paranoid about a potential food shortage in the next two to three years, what should they stock up on now?
6·1 day agoNot to mention that some sumbitch will just break in and steal all your stock. You’re just saving up shit for the next biggest bully.
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop
9·2 days agoI say get high all you want, just don’t come back here and tell this fool about it!
This is a very graphic meme!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•When is the best time to leave your dog in the car without getting a window smashed from a wannabe hero? Info Inside
9·4 days agoYea but do we really know if it’s the dogs favorite music or the owners? That might just matter! The little sumbitch might just want the hell out of there!
Wasn’t she the First Incestual little Lady?
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The debate that has been going on for a decade
11·10 days agoHow are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!
So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!
Listen, I was raised on the banana scale so all this talk is foreign to me!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump’s purge of National Science Board condemned as a ‘real bozo the clown move’English
3·13 days agoBlowzo’s Circus is on the air!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why do so many time travelers keep trying to kill the president?
6·13 days agoThe sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!
I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!
Astronut@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•New stick on the wall hooks allow you to change the angle of the hook
15·15 days agoI know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!
Then again it’s much better to be pissed off than pissed on!