It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
Get the source. You mean get the source.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virgins> emerge pussy —deep —pretendEdging for geeks.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
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This is getting better and better.
TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
Linux!
i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good
No idea what any of that is.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not readyIs this beauty? I think this is beauty.
Bring out the GIMP!
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Same
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You’re sitting on it
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
can i preorder a calico
Can I pay with the protest salary on my antifa card?
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
